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Confessions of a Facebook Stalker

I Must Confess: I am a Facebook Stalker.

Go on, admit it – we’ve all done it at some stage I’m sure! – checked out what our old school pals, workmates, and especially former boyfriends are up to these days. Surely I’m not the only nosy parker in the world?!

This is not so much a tale of my young loves, but rather, how my young loves turned out. And what I’ve discovered is that I’m really glad they are all my Exes! See for yourself …

Ex Number One

Sadly, I haven’t been able to find him on Facebook or other social media sites. Might have something to do with the fact that his last name was “Smith”?

Ex Number Two

Turns out he and his wife had seven children. SEVEN. To think – that could have been me!

Ex Number Three

This one moved to Singapore and has lived there for a number of years with his wife and children. I’m sure Singapore is a very nice place, but I’m really glad it wasn’t ME that had to move there!

Ex Number Four

(Do I sound like a total hussy with all these exes?!)

Despite the fact that this particular fellow was four years older than me, he and his wife have only recently had their first child. Imagine starting your family in your late 40’s – particularly when I think that my own children are nearly grown!

One thing that I noticed they all had in common – they were ALL looking old and grey. Please tell me I don’t look as weathered as that?! I was DEFINITELY not even the slightest bit tempted to re-ignite ANY old flames – it was more a case of What the heck was I thinking?!

It all just makes me feel even more blessed that I married the hubster 🙂

Are you a Facebook stalker? What are your exes up to these days?

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