As if we women didn’t already have enough to agonise over in the looks department; now it’s a no-no to have a high butt crack.
You didn’t really expect me to post a photo of MY butt crack, did you?!
Being a typical woman, there are many things about my body that I have loved (my legs) and hated (my nails, my ears, my nose, my teeth, knobby knees, my … well you get the idea) over the years.
But until recently, I never once thought – let alone worried – about my butt crack.
On my last shopping trip to DFO with my fave girls (sister, daughter and niece) we stumbled across a great sale on swimwear
I picked up a really cute bikini
Now, everybody knows that getting a swimsuit top that fits is no easy task. If only more swimwear manufacturers took into account that within a size 14 (or 10, or 8, or 20 – whatever the case may be) there are MANY different boob shapes and sizes; they really should make them all like bras, with various cup fittings.
So you can understand my excitement – I was well on the way to taking home a gorgeous new swimsuit – and a bikini at that (the hubster WOULD be pleased!). Because OF COURSE the pants would fit. That’s a no-brainer – everybody knows that the fit of the top is what makes or breaks a swimsuit.
Revealed: I have a high butt crack!
BUT(T)! Oh my goodness. I turned around to check out the rear view in the mirror and there it was. My butt crack, revealed, for all to see.
I’ve never thought of myself as having a big bum, but these bikini pants sat so low, even my bottom cheeks were blushing.
And that’s when Miss 17 informed me: I must have a high butt crack. And yes, apparently it’s a thing. Who knew?!
Maybe I’m cynical, but I can’t help wondering – is it that I do, in fact, have a high butt crack – or is it a trend, or perhaps a way for manufacturers to save money, by skimping on fabric in bikini bottoms?
No wonder they were so cheap …
So how high is your butt crack? Have you ever noticed that it is a problem – and should we launch an investigation to get to the bottom of the matter?!