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I’m an Apple

Apple or pear, take your pick!

Most women seem to fall into one or other of these body shape categories. I’m sure I don’t have to explain it to you, but just in case – pears are bigger in the bottom, narrower up top (and often have lovely waists). Apples (like me!) are bigger round the middle, as they tend to carry any excess weight on their tummy.

Here are my top 10 tips for disguising your belly and highlighting the rest of your gorgeous self!

Tankinis rule!

1 – At this time of year, you’ll need a swimsuit. One piece swimsuits are NOT our friends. Tankinis rule!

2 – Black is slimming. I don’t know why; it just is.

3 – Full, A-line and long tiered skirts make us look dumpy. Step away from the sale rack. A straight skirt is a better option.

4 – Draw attention away from your problem area with a statement necklace. No, not a really long pendant that lands on your belly. Something that hits around your boobs or above. Or if you have shapely legs, find a skirt length that suits you and WORK IT BABY! For me, that’s on the knee. No shorter; no longer. I’m so glad pencil skirts are back in vogue!

Statement necklace? Check. Ruching on top? Check. Straight black skirt? Check!

5 – Don’t waist (ha ha) waste your money on belts. You do NOT want to draw attention to your tummy area. Ever.

6 – Empire line dresses and tops can be flattering, but exercise caution. There’s a risk that if they are not cut properly, they will just make you look pregnant. And nobody likes to be asked when they are due – especially if baby was born sixteen years ago …

7 – Forget clingy fabrics. You want outfits that skim and highlight your body, not reveal all your secrets.

8 – Stand up straight! Good posture does wonders for your figure, especially a problem tummy area. I’m not so good at practising what I preach, but I will keep trying! The benefits are worth it.

9 – Ruching can help disguise your problem belly. It’s not your tummy – it’s the fabric! Right?!

10 – Finally, remember that being an apple means that you have a higher risk of heart disease. So do keep an eye on your weight and your waist measurement, for your health’s sake.

Do you have any other tips for the apples among us?

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