Following in the footsteps of my mate Emily at Have a Laugh on Me, I’ve put together another classic collection of random search terms that have brought people to my blog (and if it really tickles your fancy, you can even check out Episodes One and Two!)
9 Random Search Terms that have brought people to my blog
1. Heart attack restaurant. Why would anybody want to search for one of these, let alone go there?
2. Guinea pig sombrero. This sounds pretty cute actually, but heaven only knows why my blog came up when they searched for this. I’ve never written about guinea pigs, or sombreros, for that matter … although I’ve fixed that little oversight now 😉
3. Life without pants. Back when there was all the furore because Anne Hathaway kept forgetting to put any panties on, I was REALLY tempted to throw my 2 cents in. As in, UGH. Do what you like in your own homes people, but there is a reason nurses wear pantihose! (My sister is a nurse – it’s for hygiene peoples, HYGIENE). But I held my tongue deleted that post while it was still in draft form. So why would “life without pants” throw up a listing for my blog? Did Google read my mind? Or my drafts?! Whatever happened to privacy! Oh that’s right, it must have gone the same way as Anne Hathaway’s panties …
4. What mental illness does Bugs Bunny have? I wasn’t aware that he did have one – but if he did, what would it be? The mind boggles!
5. Droopy love spuds. This one made me spit my coffee everywhere (maybe I should have warned you before you started reading this?)!
6. Knocked up and naughty. Now that sounds like a great title for a porno film – and definitely not a topic up for discussion on this blog, which is strictly “G” rated (that’s G for GREATEST EVER BLOG, by the way!).
7. Big bubble butts. Ditto!
8. Cleveland lighthouse iced over. Maybe in the next Ice Age; but don’t think that will be anytime soon with global warming …
9. You’re funny I eat you last – no, YOU’RE funny, that’s why I left YOU to last in my classic collection!
So there you have it, just a few of the weird and wonderful search terms that have brought traffic to my blog over the past couple of months. I guess I should be happy to have the traffic, even if it has left me scratching me head (or spitting my coffee out all over my computer monitor)!
Which one is your favourite out of this latest lot of random search terms?!
Neato and Menopause did it for me. Rae xxx
Big bubble butts? lol People search weird things ! This is so funny. I checked this out for my blog before and there were some pretty random unrelated things I’m like how did this search bring up my site… I must be doing something wrong lol
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It wasn’t me but this sounds like it’s worth investigating “What mental illness does Bugs Bunny have?”
Wow these are fabulous, they sure do knock my feeble search engine terms for 6!! Since going self hosted I don’t get to see them like I used to – but I’m sure there are still weird ones being plugged in!
Thanks for the laugh – LOVE LOVE LOVE them x
Don’t worry Em, I’m sure they’ll start turning up again for you soon!
Hilarious! Makes you wonder about some people that they type these things into search engines!! I’ve been meaning to do a post on some of the search terms used to find my blog too. There are some doozies! I’ll get to it eventually!
Can’t wait to read it Min!
These are hilarious! My favourite is droop love spuds… it really is worrying that people would use that as a search term!! Thanks for the laugh!
So funny! Love the picture, too! You;ll definitely get more hits from Google Image Search for that one.
Hahaha! Hilarious Janet! What mental illness does Bugs Bunny have? is really my favorite! What does people think!!!???