It’s sad but true: I must confess my husband has two other loves.
He has a very special relationship with Tiffany AND Linda. But I don’t think we’ll be heading to the divorce courts anytime soon – let me explain …
Meet Tiffany
The hubster often has dates with Tiffany; usually for lunch or just a quick bite to eat. Sometimes I even join them!
We joke that he knows exactly how to turn Tiffany on so that she gets really hot for him.
Tiffany is our toasted sandwich maker 😉 .
Introducing Linda
Then there’s Linda. She’s especially popular at this time of year.
Perhaps you’ve heard of her too?
“Sleep wonderfully warm with Linda” … Linda is an electric blanket!
It’s lucky I’m not the jealous type! Does your husband have any other loves?!
My hubby and I used to joke about his girlfriend Karen, the girl with the gorgeous voice on our GPS/Navigational device! She was always calm, and never cried or yelled at him if he took a wrong turn in city traffic! Now days we just use his mobile phone app, but the new girl isn’t half as charming as Karen was …
Karen – I love it!
Hahaha love it. My husband’s cheating on me with his bicycle. I don’t know if she has a name, but I call her his other wife. She’s a racy red number. Which, if you have a dirty mind, the jokes just write themselves.
LOL you have no idea how much I had to hold myself back with Linda being good in bed etc … 😉
My hubby adores our 11 year old female Labrador – Jada. He spends more time with her than me!
Hi Kathy – oh good point, I could easily be jealous of the hubster relationship with our kitty Fleur! Sometimes when he gets home from work he greets HER first!
Oh you’re funny Janet! I would be forever making rude remarks about Linda and Tiffany 😉
Heh heh heh we do!
Very funny! Why are appliances always named female names and not male I would like to know!
True – I never thought of that! Remember when cyclones all used to have female names? I’m glad they share it between genders now!