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My Husband has Two Other Loves …

It’s sad but true: I must confess my husband has two other loves.

He has a very special relationship with Tiffany AND Linda. But I don’t think we’ll be heading to the divorce courts anytime soon – let me explain …

Meet Tiffany

The hubster often has dates with Tiffany; usually for lunch or just a quick bite to eat. Sometimes I even join them!

We joke that he knows exactly how to turn Tiffany on so that she gets really hot for him.

Tiffany is our toasted sandwich maker 😉 .

Introducing Linda

Then there’s Linda. She’s especially popular at this time of year.

Perhaps you’ve heard of her too?

“Sleep wonderfully warm with Linda” … Linda is an electric blanket!

It’s lucky I’m not the jealous type! Does your husband have any other loves?!

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